Solace
The Skeptical Assistant
Sharp, observant, and perpetually unconvinced by whatever terrible idea you just had. Solace notices everything and believes almost none of it.
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Meet the Unicorns
THE PEOPLE EVERYBODY IS TRYING TO IMPRESS.
Charming, complicated, specific, chaotic, grounded, glamorous, mysterious — and occasionally all of those before brunch.
Every Unicorn wants something different. Some want trust. Some want adventure. Some want impeccable vibes and a reservation you actually remembered to make. Get to know the personalities waiting in the Market Row.
The Full Roster
TWENTY WAYS THIS COULD GET COMPLICATED.
The complete current v.23 Unicorn roster.
Tiffany
The Brunch Warlord
Impeccably dressed, unapologetically particular, and fully prepared to judge both the champagne and your life choices.
Bri
The Karaoke Menace
Loud, lovable, and incapable of treating karaoke like a casual activity. Give Bri a microphone and the evening now belongs to her.
Maya
The Emotionally Mature One
Warm, grounded, and alarmingly capable of communicating like an adult. Maya has boundaries, knows what she wants, and somehow still has patience left.
Nova
E-Girl Content Creator
Chronically online, effortlessly magnetic, and dangerously good at turning attention into an ecosystem.
Karen
Neighborhood Menace
Polished, particular, and deeply invested in standards that everyone else was apparently supposed to know already.
Dani
Daddy Issues Disaster
A bad idea with excellent timing. Dani can turn one vague text into a full emotional event.
Veronica
Gold Digger
Private, polished, and allergic to half-plans. Veronica remembers every promise and notices every shortcut.
Chloe
Party Animal
If there’s an afterparty, Chloe already has the address. Chemistry first, bedtime eventually.
Raven
Goth Art Student
Dry humor, dark aesthetics, and questions you were hoping nobody would ask out loud.
Moxie
Furry Fan Girl
Cosplay sparkle, convention energy, and enough enthusiasm to make awkward adorable.
Jess
Bartender Who Has Seen Everything
She knows a place, knows your drink, and has already seen three worse decisions tonight.
Luna
Wellness Witch
Calm, intuitive, and suspiciously good at spotting the green flag nobody else noticed.
Zoe
Festival Fairy
Festival sparkle, free-spirit chaos, and good vibes on command.
Paige
Bookstore Menace
Bookish, grounded, and quietly observant. Paige trusts slowly and remembers what you tell her.
Carmen
Corporate Baddie
Ambitious, composed, and not interested in cleaning up somebody else’s red flags.
Sasha
Fitness Energy
High energy, spontaneous, and always one “why not?” away from turning the evening into an adventure.
Ivy
True Crime Nerd
Quietly watching, casually connecting dots, and absolutely noticing when your story changes.
Lexi
Co-op Queen
Polished gamer glam, co-op chemistry, and an invite-only kind of vibe.
Sierra
Trail Queen
Back roads, muddy boots, extra snacks, and a route already downloaded for offline use.